9.27.07
Where the hell is my suitcase?
Dear Kaitlyn,
Next time you forget your suitcase in Nova Scotia and then ask someone you know to put it on the bus for you and then it has been three days and none of the people working at the bus company can tell you where it is, where it could be, when they will find it or when you might get it back and you are soooooo mad because all of your clothes are in there not to mention your wedding album and you have been wearing the same damn pants and bra for four day , just BREATHE, and try to stay polite instead of demanding to speak to the manager and then telling her she is incompetent and to Hurry the Fuck Up! and slamming the phone down.
You will immediately realize that now they will probably refuse to look for your bag, cry on your bed, go for a run and then hang your head, swallow your pride and call to apologize the next day. When will I ever learn? And where the hell is my suitcase??
Love, Kaitlyn
wunderwuman at 9:38 a.m.